Grant: Daddy, how come you don't have a shirt on?
Rick: Because I get too hot when I'm sleeping.
Grant: Oh! ..... Mom, how come you have the biggest boobs?
Elena:.... and then my sister puts worms and rocks and dirt in her soup...
Me: She does, huh? Well I think you're making that up.
Elena: Yes, I am!
We recently started watching the sweetest little baby girl a few days a week while her amazing mama is at work. Grace is an absolute joy to have and we all adore her. Her mama comes over during her lunch break to nurse Grace, so the kids have received quite the education- which I think is wonderful!
Elena: Mom, I need to feed my baby so I'm gonna give her my boob.
Me: Oh, ok.
Elena: 'Cause that's how Stephanie feeds Gracey.
Me: Yes she does. She has special mama's milk for her.
Grant: I'm gonna feed my baby from my boob too.
Me: Well, that's fine, but actually Daddy's can't make special milk like Mommy's do.
Grant: (scrunched up face) ... why not?...
Me: They just can't. God made mama's extra special to be able to feed their babies.
Grant: (under his breath) That's not very fair!
