Friday Funnies 7-13-12

My Mom bought me a birthday cake and it had black frosting on it. We got such a chuckle out of how it dyed our teeth and tongues and even our fingers!  Now fast forward about 18 hours and we all had a nice little lesson in digestive chemistry! 
Grant: MOM!!!! I pooped.... and it's BLUE! (like Crayola Blue)

Elena: We need chips.
Me: Why?
Elena: Cuz we're having a chip party.
Grant: And we need blueberries.
Me: For what?
Grant: Cuz it's a blueberry party too.
Me: Oh, of course.  How silly of me!
....10 mins later...
Me: Why are the chips and blueberries on the floor?  Get them picked up!
G&E: (blank stare)
Me: NOW! GO!
Elena: (to Grant) What did she say?
Me:  Grrrrrrrrrrr