Friday, December 21, 2012

Friday Funnies 12/21/12

Elena's Week

We were at Sapora and they were offering a craft event.  Elena was diligently working on a project...
Me: Maybe we should have your birthday party here.
Elena: Mmm-hmm.  (pause) Or MAYBE, you could invite everybody over and when I walk in they will all yell, SURPRISE!... and I would be so happy! .... and then they would give me a bike!

I was scrolling thru Facebook on my phone and Elena spotted a photo of my dear friend, Vicki's baby...
Elena: Mom! Mom!  Stop! Go back up!... Up!... More!... There!... Look at that baby Mom!
Me: Yes, isn't she pretty?  Her name is Olive.
Elena: (gushing) Oh, she's lovely.... but I will call her Kara.

Elena: Mommy, why are you taking that medicine?
Me: Well.... this medicine is so Mommy doesn't have any more babies.
Elena: (very concerned) Oh Mommy... that's not very nice!





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