Elena: (meandering down the hall with an MP3 player pressed to her ear) Yeah Steve. Ok. I gotta go. My Mom's calling me. (Looks at me as though I have interrupted a very important call)
Me: Who were you talking to?
Elena: My friend Steve. He was telling me he's a boy.
(Steve must be a new imaginary friend. Elena has many, but up til now they have all been girls)
(If you do not have an appreciation for poop/fart humor, please feel free to skip this one.)
Grant: (screaming from the bathroom) MMMMOOOOOOMMMMM... I'm poooooooppppp!
Me: AGAIN?!?!? (This is easily the 4th time today)
Grant: Yep!
Me: Geesh man! What's with all the pooping?
Grant: (my serious fella) Mom, everyone has to poop. You gotta get it out......{pause} And everyone farts!For our veggie at dinner I served asparagus.
Elena: Yum! I love spinach!
Grant: It's not 'pinach! It's Las-Begas!
Elena: Las-Begas?? (Looks at me) Did you get this on your Bacation?
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